"It’s not safe to dry hump in direct sunlight when you’re stranded in the desert, as you’ll get heat rash and exhaustion. Calvin Klein prefers safety first."
— Eva Mendes Looks Really Slippery
http://wtfcalls.net/reddit/xmas_light_wtf.php
"Is MTV ashamed of what they’ve put on the air? If not, they should be. Yes, I’m talking about “Jersey Shore,” a show in which Italian-Americans are stereotyped (clearly at the urging of its producer) into degrading and debasing themselves — and, by extension, all Italian-Americans — and furthering the popular TV notion that Italian-Americans are gel-haired, thuggish, ignoramuses with fake tans, no manners, no diction, no taste, no education, no sexual discretion, no hairdressers (for sure), no real knowledge of Italian culture and no ambition beyond expanding steroid-and silicone-enhanced bodies into sizes best suited for floating over Macy’s on Thanksgiving."
— Linda Stasi
"YOUTUBE COMMENT OR E. E. CUMMINGS? BY FRANÇOIS VINCENT - - - - 1. loog a his lirow nose 2. there is some shit I will not eat 3. LISN bud LISN 4. this i bad sorry to saY 5. leave her alone she’s not your gal 6. She is Lucifierian ! 7. THuNdeRB loSSo!M iN 8. aThe):l 9. stunned. i. am. stunned. every question speaks to us 10. What is nothing? YouTube comment: 1, 4, 6, 9, 10 e. e. cummings: 2, 3, 5, 7, 8"
— McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: YouTube Comment or e. e. cummings?
